{"product_id":"funny-biscuit-kitchen-towel-well-butter-my-butt-and-call-me-a-biscuit-waffle-weave-tea-towel","title":"Well Butter My Butt - Buttered Biscuit — \"Well Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit\" Waffle Weave Dish Towel","description":"Light, cheeky, and made to brighten everyday kitchen chores — this waffle-weave hand towel brings a slice of homey humor to your counter. The textured lattice knit soaks up spills and adds grip while the single-sided print shows off crisp, vibrant colors: a golden biscuit with melting butter above the tongue-in-cheek line “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Hemmed edges hold up to frequent use, and the generous 16” x 25” size tucks easily by the sink or hangs on a drawer handle. It pairs with casual breakfasts, weekend baking, and mornings when coffee and a laugh are nonnegotiable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester waffle weave for durable absorbency\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, single-sided print with bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Size 16\" x 25\" (40.6 x 63.5 cm) — convenient for sink or counter\u003cbr\u003e- Thick lattice knit; may shrink up to ~1\" in width after printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from the China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":44367204712545,"sku":"12465291324910042922","price":14.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/0696\/5857\/files\/6234758098008544237_2048.jpg?v=1778448097","url":"https:\/\/loripleggesbookboutique.com\/products\/funny-biscuit-kitchen-towel-well-butter-my-butt-and-call-me-a-biscuit-waffle-weave-tea-towel","provider":"Lori Plegge’s Book Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}